52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn’t Get Taught At School

December 27, 2019 - Comment

‘Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it’ James O’Brien Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright ‘baddie’ things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial – before

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‘Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it’ James O’Brien

Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright ‘baddie’ things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial – before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:

– Starting wars with China when they didn’t buy enough of our class A drugs
– Inventing a law so we didn’t have to return objects we’d blatantly stolen from other countries
– Casually creating muzzles for women
– And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig

52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you’ve ever wondered how we put the ‘Great’ in ‘Great Britain’, wonder no more . . .

*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.

Comments

Anonymous says:

Don’t be a bellend, buy this book! A hilariously sobering reminder of what it really means to be British. Anyone placing their trust in governments or corporations to Do The Right Thing should be thumped over the head with a copy of this book.

Anonymous says:

The awfulness of Britain well researched and hilariously delivered. James “Jim-Jom” M. Felton has long pleased me on twitter and now I get to experience that humour on pieces of paper covered in what can only be described as penises.There are big ones, there are smaller ones, some are funnier shaped than others! No matter what type you like (bar ejaculating ones), you’ll be pleased by their addition to these historic accounts of how Britain was a total knob, repeatedly, throughout history.My only complaint is that this book isn’t on the…

Anonymous says:

An educational and hilarious book Jim has a way of taking harrowing and bleak topics and putting a twist on it that you can’t help but crack up at. Jim is a fantastic writer and his wit is absolutely outstanding in this book. I have bought three copies, one to send home to America, and will be buying more for Christmas gifts and secret santa. Honestly one of the best books I have read this year, I had to stop reading it on the train because people were starting to stare and tut in typical British fashion at me.Buy…

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