Are We Nearly There Yet, Dad?: From Croydon to Cairns: A Young Family’s 30,000 Mile Drive Across 3 Continents

March 12, 2020 - Comment

In January 2008, Graham Naismith, 37-year-old IT consultant and former police detective, and his wife Eirene, aged 38 and a former teacher, spontaneously, and with no prior experience whatsoever, decided to embark on a 30,000 mile drive to Australia with their three daughters aged one, four, and six.  Having previously sold their house in anticipation

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In January 2008, Graham Naismith, 37-year-old IT consultant and former police detective, and his wife Eirene, aged 38 and a former teacher, spontaneously, and with no prior experience whatsoever, decided to embark on a 30,000 mile drive to Australia with their three daughters aged one, four, and six. 

Having previously sold their house in anticipation of a drop in the housing market and with Graham’s job at the infamous ID Cards Scheme looking precarious, the climate was right. So, with the decision made and the trip endorsed by Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Lance Armstrong, and not forgetting The Hairy Bikers, four months of intensive planning and preparation followed. 

A suitable four-wheel drive vehicle was bought and built to expedition standards and the relentless quest for sponsorship commenced. Satellite phones, emergency beacons, needles, drips, medicines, vaccinations galore, mountains of equipment, and bureaucracy were all sourced, and courses in vehicle repair, remote emergency first aid, and Russian were embarked on before they departed. 

On May 1, 2008, they waved goodbye to their friends, and within 15 minutes heard their first “Are we nearly there yet, Dad?”. This proved to be a constant as they traveled through 19 countries including Ukraine, Russia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, China, and onto South East Asia before driving the entire circumference of Australia.

As they traveled, the global economy went into meltdown.The book charts, in diary form, a journey through desert and jungle, from Auschwitz to the Beijing Olympics and from opulence to third-world poverty. The family encountered terrorist bombings, earthquakes, blood clots, gun-toting soldiers, corrupt policemen, covert tracking devices, AK-47 carrying locals, an attempted car-jacking, landslides, mines, convicted drug dealers at the Bangkok Hilton, lice, leeches, ghosts, scorpions, snakes, and sharks, not to mention their car being confiscated in China, blowing up in Thailand, and getting stuck in the middle of the Australian desert.

Arguably, the overarching theme throughout this is one man’s mid-life crisis that led to a physical journey of self-discovery and realization. On a less pretentious level, it gives a painfully honest insight into how a family and a marriage cope through the good and bad. It is, above all, a funny book.  

If you’ve ever thought about throwing it in and doing something completely different, then this is a must listen. Includes full equipment list, visa details, preparations required, costs, route, vehicle maintenance tasks, and sponsorship details.

Comments

Anonymous says:

A Fully Inclusive And Exciting Package Tour In A Book I bought this book because I love travel stories, especially real life ones. And that’s exactly what I got, a wonderful story of an ordinary family who discovered the answer to a question many of us have asked ourselves…. ‘I wonder what it would be like to take a year out and travel round the world?’From the comfort of my armchair I travelled with the author and his family and experienced what it was like to travel round the world with 3 young children in a car. The whole trip…

Anonymous says:

An epic family adventure I guess a large number of us will have watched Clarkson, May and Hammond getting up to amateur derring-do around the world, and thought … but I can’t do that, I don’t have the BBC or Amazon behind me. And I have responsibilities. And I have children …Graham Naismith didn’t let any of that get in the way. He and his wife took their three girls, all under eight, on a road trip from London to Australia. This book is his account of the adventure.Graham’s writing is…

Anonymous says:

What you can do with your life if you really try Full disclosure – Graham is a work colleague of mine, and that it didn’t even occur to him to offer to pay me for this review shows the kind of man he is.This is the account of a certifiably insane family’s “warts and travel log” (as it says on the back cover) of a journey by Toyota Land Cruiser across three continents, via the Beijing Olympics, to Australia (I include 1 year old daughter Abigail in this assessment – she should have known better). The desire to escape Croydon is…

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