No-One Ever Has Sex On Holiday

August 9, 2019 - Comment

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! 

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Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! 

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see….

From the number one best-selling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to listen to on the beach – either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.

Comments

Anonymous says:

This book had me laughing out loud and crying all at the same time. Tracy never let’s me down. I must say this book was one if my favourites. The layout of how this book was written is completely different to the others in the series and although at first I wasn’t sure about it but I loved it.The story follows katy and Ben Daniel gabriel braindead and abby. So we jumped forward a bit everyone has children and the family holiday isn’t going as planned. The book makes you laugh and cry. Dealing with issues such a post natal depression which was written…

Anonymous says:

A fun holiday read! Love, love, loved the book 💕 will definitely be trying the others in the series asap! Would recommend to anyone

Anonymous says:

Great holiday read x Funny, light hearted quick read!Totally enjoyable perfect for the beach!Three very different couples their assorted children and a budget holiday, the trials and tribulations of holidaying with young children! Easy reading, relatable and hilarious! Loved the inclusion of the hen party and what Cassie and Ollie bought to the book, would be lovely to see if their relationship develops in future books! Would recommend to friends and family for a funny lighthearted read!Thank you…

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