Bizarre, outrageous, and often unbelievable – an exploration of the world of online travel reviews
Featuring illustrations to bring these stories to life, with only the slightest bit of exaggeration!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE! features some of the most ridiculous and often hilarious quotes from a wide array of online travel reviews:
– “When I got off the train and told the cab driver where I’m going he looked at me as if I was crazy… The ‘receptionist’ sits behind bullet proof glass…. Need I say more?”
– “Room description said it had a bathtub – but all it had was a bucket to pour over my head for a shower. They should have simply said it had a shower!”
– “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”
– “The elephants we saw on our honeymoon were visibly aroused which made my wife upset and made me feel inadequate.”
– “The location leaves a lot to be desired, unless you happen to be a free-lance exotic dancer…”
– “The area wasn’t very nice and seems to suffer from a lot of crime. We came back one evening to find our car had been broken into and the steering wheel had been ripped right out of the car! That was obviously disappointing.”
– “Overall it was a terrible experience. I can only hope to someday erase it from my memory, but you can avoid it completely if you please listen to my warnings.”